Morgue

I have special champagne in my freezer
To drink with my living friends,
I have a special smile to offer
And a special gift for them

Shit!
I’m dead and I don’t have any living friends!

I turn the dead radio on the dead station
For dead news,
Fresh meat just arrived in the Morgue!

Morgue,
I’m living in a Morgue
With my dead friends,
I’m dying to know more dead people
And get deadly funcky drunky with my dead boyfriend

Morgue,
My sweety litty funcky homy!
I love my freezer,
It’s coldly funcky!

Yeah,
I’m sleeping in a freezer next
To my freezer’s boyfriend!

I’m going to a party with my dead friends
‘Cuz my living friends putted me in here
While celebrating friendship,

And that is so… Sucky freaky weirdy funcky!